Jito: Beta Tum To Padhane Men Bade Hoshiyar Ho Fir Tution Wale Ko Rakhne Ki Kya Jarurat Hai? Pappu: Maa Tum Bhi To Ghar Ka Kaam Karne Men Hoshiyar Ho Fir Kaam Wali Bai Ko Rakhne Ki Kya Jarurat Hai? Fir Kya... De Chappal... De Chappal
Agar Bivi Apni Sadi Ka Pallu Apni Kamar Men Thons Le To Samajh Jao Ki... . . . . . . Ya To Vo Ghar Ka Kaam Niptane Wali Hai Ya Fir Aapko
Ab Yah Afwaah Kaun Faila Raha Hai Ki Bajar Men Baba Ramdev Ki Patanjali Swadeshi Bike Aane Wali Hai Jo Ganne Ke Ras Se Chalegi
Jis Din Sab Moh-Maya Chhod Kar Bhagwan Ka Dhyan Lagane Ki Sochata Hu Usi Din Pados Wali Apni DP Badal Kar Kayamat Dha Deti Hai
Hazaaron Ladkon Ka Proposal Reject Karne Ke Baad Nobody Loves Me Chillane Wali Ladkiyon Kam Se Kam Bhagwan Se To Daro
Patni: Apne Kaam Wali Ke Saath Koi Lafda Kiya Kya? Pati: Kyon, Kya Hua? Patni: Kal Tak Mujhe Memsaab Bulati Thi, Aaj Didi Bula Rahi Hai!